It's amazing how many nautical phrases can be used to describe prostitution. Land, ho. Makes me chuckle.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is nearing the end of a very brief era. I recently landed a job at the Anchorage Press and put in my "take this job and shove it" note to the powers-that-be at the liquor store.
We are nearing the end of my liquor store memoirs. It's been an interesting ride, a brief ride (story of my life?) but it's almost over and soon I will have nights and weekends to myself again. It's about damn time.
In other news, due to my recent announcement of the imminent escape from the store, the clientele has stepped up their efforts in annoying me.
Three more shifts and I'm done.
Hooray!
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